Ri-dick-ulous

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via geektwerp)

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via wearejust-misguided--ghosts)

telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

(via dulect)

"You cannot save people. You can only love them."

Anaïs Nin (via quotes-shape-us)

(via sunflowervalentine)

"you told me this was
more than just love, and I called
your bluff and left you."

"Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something."

(via fuckingz)

(Source: trillvcvm, via sunflowervalentine)

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via trust)

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via ruinedchildhood)

askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

(Source: ihaveremade, via trust)